erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
MIDGETS
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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