Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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