i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i already hear my dad disowning me
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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