she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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