try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
