You can't motorboat a personality
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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