'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The Olympian is in my bed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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