she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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