My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Two words: blizzard sex
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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