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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!

  (630): View more from Illinois

  U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

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  And that worked?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.

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• (707): View more from California

  Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.

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• (619): View more from California

  A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.

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• (212): View more from New York

  he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.

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