Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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