what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
