My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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