Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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