i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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