I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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