There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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