Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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