I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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