But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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