We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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