I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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