Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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