when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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