We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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