reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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