weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
