what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We left the knife in your bed.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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