I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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