I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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