worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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