omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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