We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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