My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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