I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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