Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My bed smells like the plague
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