Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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