never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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