I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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