that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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