"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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