at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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