i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I need to calm my uterus...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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