you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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