This girl is more easily done than said...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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