And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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