At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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