I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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