i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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