With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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