You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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