why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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