Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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