is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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