Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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