dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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